1. Absurd Ditties (intro)
   
2. I'm A Telly Addict!
3. Terry Talking
4. Ernie Had A Hernia
5. Toccata in Dm
6. My Wife's A Psychopath!
7. Sod The Neighbours
8. Melancholy Margaret
9. Drooling Banjos
10. Alecs Gone
11. When You're Jimmy Saville
12. Caught Up The Reeperbahn!
13. Dez The Demon Decorator
14. Absurd Ditties (outro)

Labels: Toy Dolls